Leopard Seal (BigAnimals.com)
remember when i shared a really good video of a leopard seal that kept trying to feed a photographer penguins it caught for like multiple days straight and nobody watched it and im still mad
hey im sure its a cool vid
anyway that seal looks like prehistoric marine reptile l@@k all
I WANT TO SEE THAT VIDEO OF THE KIND LEOPARD SEAL
I stared at this in horror for a long time. It grew no less freaky when I figured out what the fuck that thing is.
I have no idea why people don’t think leopard seals are horrifying. /look at it./ it looks like a prehistoric nightmare intent on devouring souls.
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